http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/European_UnionThe European Union was established in 1913 at the signing of the treaty of Scheisseranuse in Dutchland. The idea was to combine the coal, steel and sex toy outputs of the 12 signatory countries (Dutchland, France, Britain, Israel, the Alps, Iceland, Devil-Éire, Malta, Russia, Disneyland and The Pink Unicorn). This would allow a common policy and battle more effectively on the international market for coal, steel and sex toys during the so called 'cold war'.
The Supreme Commander of the League of Leaders of the Supreme Council of the League of Followers of the European Union (TSCOTLOLOTSCOTLOFOTEU), Adolph Hitler, planned to add a copy of a travel guide he wrote, while serving a prison sentence for defrauding a Jewish Leprechaun in a game of rock, paper scissors during the eclipse of the 4th moon on Cassopiea, to newly setup designated camping sites around the Union entitled 'Mein Kampf' with every purchase of bar of coal or steel. As the bars were only sold in straight versions, they could only be bought by straight people. That would leave only the raving homsexuals who would buy the sex toys (to be marketed later) in the Union. The sex toys in turn would be supplied with booklets on homosexual reproduction. This booklet is nowadays widely available for educational purposes especially in the middle east, where it sells under the trade name 'Koran' or as know colloqially 'Qu'ran'. Within 20 years this would lead to a new generation of homosexuals which would on masse be taught so called 'Fighting and Armaments Games' at school, more commonly known as F.A.G. school, to prepare the final battle against the camping straights.
The Supreme Commander of the League of Leaders of the Supreme Council of the League of Followers of the European Union (TSCOTLOLOTSCOTLOFOTEU), Adolph Hitler, planned to add a copy of a travel guide he wrote, while serving a prison sentence for defrauding a Jewish Leprechaun in a game of rock, paper scissors during the eclipse of the 4th moon on Cassopiea, to newly setup designated camping sites around the Union entitled 'Mein Kampf' with every purchase of bar of coal or steel. As the bars were only sold in straight versions, they could only be bought by straight people. That would leave only the raving homsexuals who would buy the sex toys (to be marketed later) in the Union. The sex toys in turn would be supplied with booklets on homosexual reproduction. This booklet is nowadays widely available for educational purposes especially in the middle east, where it sells under the trade name 'Koran' or as know colloqially 'Qu'ran'. Within 20 years this would lead to a new generation of homosexuals which would on masse be taught so called 'Fighting and Armaments Games' at school, more commonly known as F.A.G. school, to prepare the final battle against the camping straights.
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